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Little Bo's Morning of Horror

This morning I let Little Bo out to play. She was having fun fooling around in the morning glory, which creeps up one of the posts on the porch. While she was being her usual silly self - it happened. Jeff knocked everything off the bookcase, sending it crashing to the floor. On the way down, Jeff collided with my telescope. It smashed into the arm of the futon and the lenses went flying across the floor.

Little Bo was in a panic. She couldn't run inside like the night before when she got scared, because that's where the racket was coming from. The only option left was to make a mad dash for the shed. Wrong move. In a flash, Squeeky was hot on her trail. Then Chubby! Followed by Spotty! It was a mess. Thankfully, Little Bo managed to dodge them all.

Meanwhile, I shot after Jeff yelling at him for possibly ruining nearly four weeks of training Little Bo. He's on my black list for the day.

I spent the next hour trying every trick in the book to get Little Bo back inside. I even tried trapping her again. It didn't work. In the end, I had to surrender to taking the trash down before the garbage truck came. It was the best move of the morning. Jeff and Bindi followed me into the cottage and Little Bo came right behind.

So, that's been my morning. I'm still mad at Jeff. Little Bo is hiding under my bed and I'm finally off to finish breakfast and grab a cuppa tea. : )

Jealous Jeff

Jeff's been on my laptop playing with google. After a few hours, Jeff threw my laptop across the room. He's mad because there's stuff called, "mad-cow disease!" "swine flu!" "bird flu!"

So, Jeff and Little Bo sat down with some paper and crayons and created their own list of new diseases:

1. Bubonic Bo!
   
2. Jeff-a-lumps! (looks like mumps, but these have lots of hair)
   
3. Bindibumps! (massive zits! Really really big ones! Pop them and they meow.)
   
4. Bindi Pox
   
5. Jeff's Itch! (he gave it to Little Bo and LB keeps rubbing her itchy butt across the chair stool & carpet.)
   
6. St. Jeffie's Dance (don't ask)
   

    
    

   I'd include their drawings, but this is a Rated G site.
   

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