Another great first sentence to close the week!

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Little Bo's Morning of Horror

This morning I let Little Bo out to play. She was having fun fooling around in the morning glory, which creeps up one of the posts on the porch. While she was being her usual silly self - it happened. Jeff knocked everything off the bookcase, sending it crashing to the floor. On the way down, Jeff collided with my telescope. It smashed into the arm of the futon and the lenses went flying across the floor.

Little Bo was in a panic. She couldn't run inside like the night before when she got scared, because that's where the racket was coming from. The only option left was to make a mad dash for the shed. Wrong move. In a flash, Squeeky was hot on her trail. Then Chubby! Followed by Spotty! It was a mess. Thankfully, Little Bo managed to dodge them all.

Meanwhile, I shot after Jeff yelling at him for possibly ruining nearly four weeks of training Little Bo. He's on my black list for the day.

I spent the next hour trying every trick in the book to get Little Bo back inside. I even tried trapping her again. It didn't work. In the end, I had to surrender to taking the trash down before the garbage truck came. It was the best move of the morning. Jeff and Bindi followed me into the cottage and Little Bo came right behind.

So, that's been my morning. I'm still mad at Jeff. Little Bo is hiding under my bed and I'm finally off to finish breakfast and grab a cuppa tea. : )

Jealous Jeff

Jeff's been on my laptop playing with google. After a few hours, Jeff threw my laptop across the room. He's mad because there's stuff called, "mad-cow disease!" "swine flu!" "bird flu!"

So, Jeff and Little Bo sat down with some paper and crayons and created their own list of new diseases:

1. Bubonic Bo!
   
2. Jeff-a-lumps! (looks like mumps, but these have lots of hair)
   
3. Bindibumps! (massive zits! Really really big ones! Pop them and they meow.)
   
4. Bindi Pox
   
5. Jeff's Itch! (he gave it to Little Bo and LB keeps rubbing her itchy butt across the chair stool & carpet.)
   
6. St. Jeffie's Dance (don't ask)
   

    
    

   I'd include their drawings, but this is a Rated G site.
   

Here’s me lil’ essay on obama’s beer party.

Far too many people have looked at Obama's beer party on the lawn as no big deal. It's a guy thing. It's what they do. Who cares? Parents should, and here's why….read more.

 
 

 
 

Give me liberty...

Todays speech tidbits come from Patrick Henry, most famous for his line "Give me liberty, or give me death." The "Give me liberty…" speech was made in March 1775. Though the speech was directed at the oppression of Britain, it's quite fitting towards the illegal alien occupying the White House and his cronies, who like himself, hate the Constitution and are slowly taking our freedoms away one by one. So, Henry's speech, like Paine's, is quite appropriate.

With that said - here we go:

 
 

"If we wish to be free…we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight!

…The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave...There is no retreat but in submission and slavery. Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the plains of Boston! The war is inevitable - and let it come!

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry peace, peace - but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!

…Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear or peace so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty G-d! I know not what course others may take - but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death!"