Jeffie's Plot Fails

The new kittens are getting creative in finding places to hang out.  This morning I found them up underneath my youngest nephew's truck.  I'd like to think that Jeffie was keeping an eye on them, since he was relaxing under the truck as well.  But, I think if truth be told - he talked them into climbing on the tires hoping the truck would move and run them over.  


Anyway, it wasn't long before Justin showed up.  I raced out the door to stop him from taking off.  It was a good thing too, because one of the bigger cats was taking his good old time coming out.  So, Jeffie nearly got his wish today.  I'm sure he's depressed, but he'll snap out of it and try again.  LOL

Dogs make great cuss words!

Image by The Harry Philes via Flickr

I was reading someone's tweet on twitter today and they were trying to find a way to swear that wouldn't offend anyone. She chose the word "shittu". I got to thinking, "Hey! I hate dogs! Let's use one for a swear word!" And there you have it. It's not an original idea, but I don't care. I can now say the following without offending!

Holy shitsu, Batman!

I look like shitsu.

No shitsu!

That's bullshitsu.

I don't give a shitsu!

Oh shitsu, what have I stepped in now???

It's the first time I've ever been happy dogs exist.

Important weather alert. Approved by Jeff the Cat

Extreme Weather Alert: Meteorologists Predict Intensely Brisk Autumn

3rd post of the day!

Ok Jeff fans! The litterbox has been updated with an all new Jeff adventure!