Image by The Harry Philes via FlickrI was reading someone's tweet on twitter today and they were trying to find a way to swear that wouldn't offend anyone. She chose the word "shittu". I got to thinking, "Hey! I hate dogs! Let's use one for a swear word!" And there you have it. It's not an original idea, but I don't care. I can now say the following without offending!
Holy shitsu, Batman!
I look like shitsu.
No shitsu!
That's bullshitsu.
I don't give a shitsu!
Oh shitsu, what have I stepped in now???
It's the first time I've ever been happy dogs exist.
