checking in

Hey guys!  Haven't been around much because:

1.  Sinus headaches to no end.
2.  Vertigo!  (curse you evil vertigo!!!!)
3.  More headaches!
4.  Muscle spasms in me arms.

I did, however (unfortunately), made it out to see "Land of the Lost," yesterday and left a mini-note of it on utterly.  Big mistake going to the movie.  Worst one I've seen in years.

It was so bad, that after the first 30 minutes - hardly anyone was laughing or making any response whatsoever.  When the pain and suffering were over and parents were leading their little kids out of the threatre - the kids had this,"What the heck was that?" look on their face. Mamash confused little kids and rightfully so!

No one was talking.  They just sorta stared blankly straight ahead and went to their cars.

I've never been to a movie before where no one came out talking about it.  Then again, I've never seen a threatre with so few people.  Now I know why.  It wasn't worth seeing.

Anyway!  It was definitely not a show for kids to see...much less adults, unless you get into masturbation (that was the humans) and watching monkey boy grab what's-her-names left boob throughout the show.

So how did we unsuspecting suckers end up there?  Well, most of the people who showed were my age. In other words, kids who grew up watching the original (and better) Land of the Lost. 

Since it was a remake, we figured it would be ok to be there.  Sci-fi channel did their part by running re-runs of the old "Land of the Lost."  It brought back fond memories.  We dropped our guard.

I'm sure some of you are thinking, "Will Ferrell. Didn't that give you a clue to stay away?"

No. It didn't.  Because quite frankly, I was completely unfamiliar with his work and now - I never want to see any more of it.

"Didn't you bother to read the rating and little side things that you should be aware of?" you ask.

Duh!  "Land of the Lost!"  Decent show!  Why would I even begin to think that some sick, depraved mind would turn it into a plotless, not funny, vulgar pile of crap.

So that's my summary of the movie. A plotless, not funny, vulgar pile of crap. 

To Will Ferrell, I offer a quote from Phyllis Dillar, "If you have to use cuss words to make people laugh - you're not funny."  Hey Will, add masturbation and crude sexual content to the list - and you're not funny.  That pretty much sums you up.



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PS

Great news!  Evil nephews dog is officially gone!  Pray he doesn't get another one.  We finally have access to the rest of the farm now.  We've been cut off from about 100+ acres because the stupid thing might attack.  It's nice to have the farm back.  :)

Hopefully, having two dogs shot by the neighbours should teach him a lesson.  Then again, he's not all the bright and probably won't catch on.

Little nephew goes into the army tomorrow.  Tonight is his last night of freedom.  Bet he's eating all his favourite foods.  :)

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To Lemon & Sultan, For some reason I can't post comments on your blogs (exception of Cottage).  I weep.

Crazy nite!

Took the cats (Bindi, Jeffie & Squeeky) camping last night.  We camped below the dam of our pond.  They had the time of their wee lives! 

In the first hour, Bindi fell out of a tree.  That ended that.  He lost interest in climbing and decided the dam was safer.

As darkness set in, I watched their silhouettes jumping in the air trying to catch bugs.

Then I noticed a firefly had made it's home on the screen of the bivy.  I couldn't figure out why, until I looked down and saw the light flashing now and again on my walkie.  Guess it was trying to court a cute red-bellied firefly.  Would have been a bit of a shock to it if it tried to mate a walkie.  LOL

Anyway, they bug hunted for a few hours and then I made the boys come to bed.  Squeeky refused, so she spent the night roaming the field.  Jeffie was happy about it.  He went to the foot of the bivy and stared out the little window till he fell asleep. 

Bindi, on the other hand, was a royal pain.  He was like a little kid on an overdose of sugar.  LOL  Thought I'd never get him to sleep.

Right now, Bindi is still at it.  He's running around outside and Jeffie and Squeeky are sacked out on the futon. 

We're going back up later today.  I need to get some AVON stuff done first.  Tonite's our last night to get to campout this week.  It's starts raining tomorrow nite again.  *sulk*

I'll post pics later.  I forgot and left my camera at camp.

Gone till Sunday nite or Monday

Shavuot begins tonight, a.k.a cheese cake holiday.  :)  Anyway, 3,321 years ago, Hashem gave us the Torah at Har (mt) Sinai!  So, we celebrate starting tonight till Sunday nite sundown.  :)

Have a great weekend!